Five Phillies go into spring training at 180 years of age

The Phillies officially began spring training today in Clearwater, Florida. Today, the pitchers and catchers reported. The teams first season workout will be held on Thursday. They are projected to have the worst season in history. The Sabermetrics system predicts the Phillies will finish with a 69-93 record. And to make matters worst, there are five players on the current roster that are 36 years of age.

Mike Adams – 36
Aaron Harang – 36
Cliff Lee – 36
Carlos Ruiz – 36
Chase Utley – 36

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